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  • brienne:

    *exists*

  • tormund:

    sign me the FUCK up ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œth ๐Ÿ‘Œ ere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ† ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit

dangitsgoodfood:
“ Salmon hand roll
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dangitsgoodfood:

Salmon hand roll

sweeneytad:

I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

armadillobear:

goblinparty:

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

Do no harm but take no shit

FUCKING NASA

overlyobsessedfanqueen:

I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

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Originally posted by johnlokitheblogger

That letter โ€œiโ€ looks a lot like an upside down exclamation mark.

clientsfromhell:

I’m a .NET Developer and I make it my policy to NEVER to populate clients’ websites with content. I’ll provide instructional videos and backend tools, and that’s where it stops. However, I had one client who just wouldn’t perform this task. As I knew them well, I capitulated and asked them to send through their ‘words’ by email and informed them that I would make an exception to do this.

Some days later, I received a plethora of attachments in an email. On opening these attachments, they were images taken with a smartphone of pages of a PDF file.

Me: Do you have the source document for the content you sent as images?

Client: What do you mean by source document?

Me: The Word Document or other document that you saved as a PDF File.

Client: No, I didn’t save it.

Me: Ok, the PDF file you took the images of, you still have that?

Client: No, I deleted it. I didn’t think I’d need it again. Anyway, what’s the problem? You got the attachments.